we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr
like you log in with the password “parent alert” and it takes you to a dash that’s just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden
we should have that
Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.
i don’t even get beauty sleep i get ugly sleep
this is a box of jolly rancher scented wax cubes. however, at first glance, they might just look like a box of weird jolly ranchers. imagine that you are a small child and you just have just gotten home from school. you see these on the table and jolly ranchers are your favorite candy so youre like fuck yeah and so you eat one only to be struck with horror as the seeming innocent candy is not candy at all, but in fact, wax.
Did you eat a wax cube
i love being an artist because i can draw what the fuck i want
ya see that? thats squidward dressed up as rei ayanami. i dreamed it and made it happen
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do u ever express feeling and then afterwards ur like wow that was gay as fuck
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